Alas, kin of fine travelers journey thru time, into the Renaissance. Great Lords, and me lady, a rescued princess, jester of laughter, and oracle of the wise captured upon this alchemical device of frozen time. With the magick of a forthcoming wizards of ancient lore and the apprentice, we travel through eras of time space.
With fine magick and trained archery, we rescued forth a fine princess jasmine, once in distress, running from her palace and royal family, captured for ransom by jamming pirates!
With retaliation, the pirates sent forth their captain to apprehend us.. The captain was on our tail, sniffing us out, literally.. We barely escaped with teleportation magick. Abracadabra!!!
Huzzah!!! We escaped the wrath of the pirate captain sniffing us out! We merged into our shadows, one with the earth, as we reappeared in a new location. We found ourselves time traveled into the medieval era! I must practice me teleportation alchemical circle more often to not skip into different time zones. Sir Lancelot of the Round Table came to our rescue, escorting us safely from mercenaries in the area.
Our champion then led us to a sacred lake, to meet Merlin and the Lady of the Lake. With their help, We made it back into the renaissance.
After a long journey, we made it back to the year 2015, greeted by fellow travelers; one being a master chef! We celebrated a successful rescue mission, and made merry by eating delicious food and even turkey legs!